I think if Hollywood would make a movie on the FedEx stunts, it would include two transformers fighting in the cargo bay over an atomic bomb (or worse, Alien tech), with a half naked woman screaming in fear and a heroic pilot rescuing the situation, gaining the love of the woman and being called 'Captain America' for the rest of his life.

I hope I haven't violated any copyrights now with telling the complete plot of a future Michael Bay movie.  ;D