"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's scheduled Aeroflot flight SU316 from New York Kennedy to Moscow Sheremetyevo has been cancelled because my dog ate my charts."

Really.  I ordered NAT plotting charts and was going to use the LROPS manual, and came home from lunch to find my dog had chewed through my new charts.  Bad dog!

I highly recommend that publication designed for flight simulation for anyone interested in doing realistic transatlantic crossings in the 767 (or 757).  Order some Jep plotting charts, too.  And keep them out of your dog's reach.